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-whats wrong with this one???
-hhhmm...nothing tommy...its tip-top:) just i am not sure about the color
-sorry mickey, just give us our money back, and you can keep your caravan
-why da fuck do i want the caravan???its got no fucking wheels.
-where?
-london
-london?
-london
-london!
-yes, london...you know: fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse wheather, mary-fucking-poppins - london!!!
-do u like dags(dogs)
-DAGS??
-yeah dags
-dags
-do u like dags?
-heavy is good, heavi is reliable. if it doesnt work, you can always hit him with it...
-its for protection.
-protection from what?? ZEE GERMANS? whats to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down? where did u get it?
-Boris the blade.
-you mean the boris-sneakin-fuckin-russian?
-vi(avi)
-shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck! I dont like leaving my own country doug, and I especially dont like leavin it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with lil straw hats.
-well, we've got sandy beaches...
-so WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SEE THEM!
-thanks for the tip brick-top
-listen you fucking fringe, if i throw a dog a bone, i dont wanaa know if it tastes good or not, you stop me again whilst iam walking and i ll cut you fucking JACOBS off
-and who da fuck are we gonna replace him with?
-what about john-the-gun or mad-fist-willy?
-you are not exactly with the current affairs, are you tommy? mad-fist gone mad, and the gun - shot himself
-i dont care if he is Mohamed i am hard Bruce Lee....
-you have any idea why the call him franky-four-fingers, doug?
-no, i have no idea.
-well, because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesnt pay up...they give him a chop, doug! and i ma not talking about his fucking fore-skin either..
-[....]i am sure he can play.
-well not with my goods, he isnt. [i ve got a toothbrush? we are going to london]. did you hear that doug? I am coming to london!
-i am taking the dog for a walk. whats the problem?
-whats in the car?
-SEATS and the STEERING WHEEL!
-A russian?
-well, to be technical, he is an USBEKISTANIAN, but...
- usbekistanian? I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THOSE SNEAKY RUSSIAN DOGS... give me a name
- leonov....boris
-boris the blade?
-yeah
-as in boris-the-bullet-dodger?
-yeah
-why do they call him a bullet-dodger?
-because he dodges bullets Avi..
-in the quite qords of the virgin mary....cum again
-whats that?
-HAHA, this... is a shotgun sol!
-its a fucking anti-aircraft-gun, vincent.
-yeah, well, i wanna raise some pulses, dont i?
-u will raise hell!nevermind pulses..
-what do u think erol?
-i think we should drip-dry them governor, while we have the chance
-it was a rhetorical question erol. what have I told you about thinking?
-BONJOUR!
-you need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pigfarm. they will go thru a body that weights 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. that means that a singe pig could consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. hence the expression:"as greedy as a pig"
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